As promised, Producer Tank Spencer and I shaved our heads, after the WWNC family was able to raise $3,550 for the Wounded Warrior Project. Our goal was $3,000.

Admittedly, I was a little worried about a barber named Rusty coming anywhere near my head with a pair of scissors and straight razor, but he did a great job:

I am now looking forward to wearing more hats this winter and not getting carded before buying alcohol. I've heard that bald guys are better at sports, although I have not seen the studies to support this.

Also, I would note that our National Bird is the BALD Eagle.  Just call me the Bald Pete-gle.

Or maybe that would be the Bald Pete-Gull.

Take THAT, commies!